Mirror in the Bathroom: Birthday Suit

It’s my birthday and to celebrate I bought myself this swanky Jessica Simpson studded lapel jacket at the Bay a week and a half ago. I really have no money and no need of clothing, but I was there for an event and there was some kind of crazy 50 percent off the lowest ticketed price sale. So this originally $100 coat ended up costing $25. Still I hemmed and hawed for half an hour. On one hand, I’d been packing up a whole bunch of barely worn impulse buys for the Salvation Army not three hours before. And I can’t wear white because I’ll just end up getting food all over it. But in the end, the awesomeness was too overwhelming. Mr. Andrew says it reminds him of Bryan Ferry.