Shop Lifters of the World
I was out thrifting. Sometimes I take cart so that I don’t have to juggle my purse and potential purchases (I like to grab first, then edit down and edit down some more. Based on my new rules of refusal (ie., not buying things that were not on my shopping list), I ended up putting all the things in my shopping cart back on the shelves and racks. But when I got home, I discovered that this scarf had followed me home. I don’t even remember putting it in the cart at all. It had somehow ended up in a grocery bag.
I haven’t had a chance to return to the scene of the crime yet.