Because I am lazy, I don’t wear a lot of makeup (because application takes up time that could be spent napping)
Because I get sweaty in the summer, I don’t wear a lot of makeup (it just melts off anyway).
Because I am cheap, I don’t wear a lot of makeup (well technically I’m more of a spendthrift but I’d rather spend on jewels and clothes).
Because I am getting old, I bought some makeup (an all pink pattern I hopes that the rosy hues would make me look dewier). I think it worked. Now I just gotta work on the peach fuzz.