Here is my small collection of star sign jewelry.
When I was in Miami, I was wearing a Pisces charm pendant because that’s my sign and I wanted to signal to any passing millionaires with an interest in horoscopes that my birthday was coming up and they could buy me a nice watch as I present if they were feeling generous.
One fellow did come up to me to remark upon my medallion. “Pisces!” he exclaimed. He told me that his wife was also a Pisces. And then he leaned in and said, “You know you are on your last incarnation?”
I’m okay with that.